Life Lessons to Be Learned from Friends

Prior to getting married, husband had only seen a few episodes of Friends.

*Gasp*  I know.  I know.  This just would not work considering half of my quotes are from this show.  He had to learn.

So, we started with season 1, episode 1...and finally, this week, we made it to the final episode of season 10.

I know he enjoyed them because I could tell how attached he was to each character when he started making comments like, "Typical Rachel."  or  "Classic Joey."  But if you ask him if he liked it?  He'll probably shrug his shoulders and say, "Meh."

Secret...he's totally lying.  He loved it.  I just know it.

But you see, friends, there are some valuable life lessons to be learned from these six hilarious best friends.  Thus, I have created a list for you of things to learn from this fabulous show.

Please.  Do enjoy.

Valuable Life Lessons to Be Learned from Friends.

1.  Never try to prove you can fit inside an entertainment center to strangers.

2.  It is perfectly legitimate to take any and all amenities from your hotel room in order to get your money's worth.

3.  Never leave your house without the key when cooking dinner.

4.  Never fall asleep at a work meeting.

5.  Never go on a "break."  It just gets too confusing.

6.  In order to make a baby laugh, sing inappropriate songs like "Baby Got Back."

7.  Make sure you have a predetermined fake name that you can use when on a whim, i.e. Regina Falange or Ken Adams.

8.  If you want to dance around your apartment naked, you should probably buy curtains first.

9.  Maternity pants are perfect to wear to Thanksgiving dinner.  They're also great for shoplifting melons. 

10.  When moving furniture, remember to "pivot."

11.  Always remember to say the correct name at the altar.  

12.  Condoms are not 100% effective.

13.  Never ever move the phone pen.

14.  Poker is joker with a P.

15.  When getting a spray tan, don't count mississippily. 

16.  A good friend will always pee on their other friend who was stung by a jellyfish.

17. You can technically change your name to whatever you want; however, you may want to discuss this with your spouse before doing so.

18.  When the doctor says that both heartbeats are healthy, it means you have twins, he's not saying that you have a healthy heartbeat also.

19.  A promise to a friend means never having to give a reason.

20.  A "friendship" is the only boat that will never sink.

Anyone having a little 90's nostalgia?  I think my all-time favorite episode is "The One When Everybody Finds Out."  What's your favorite episode?